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World Championship Hen Racing Report - 1 August 2009
Only Fools & Fowls!
Competition was fierce and feathered during the 8 heats at today's 2009 World Championship Hen Racing Championships, 1 August 2009. About 12 hen owners and over 20 ‘hen-renters' competed at the small village of Bonsall, kindly hosted by Alan Webster at the Barley Mow freehouse, here in the Peak District.
Rosie the Warren, supported by peakdistrictfarming.co.uk and fund raising for RABI, was in the first hen race heat at 1.30pm. It was good to meet fellow competitors at the start line. The hens were a motley crew of hard feathered types and the gentlemen handlers were similar. One stocky, strong looking man described his hen as ‘uncontrollable’. Hard to imagine such a large man speaking about such a tiny hen. But I had to admit there was a mad staring look in the bantam’s eye & you could tell she had an unruly wild streak. Being used to docile large soft feathered Orpingtons, these were a different kettle of fish.
All the hens had to be ‘standing’ at the line. The rules had been amended to stop people launching their unsuspecting racers. The hens were set down steadily and the race started. The black hen’s owner called out ‘false start’ in an attempt to get a better start for his hen (usually a ploy of 2nd rate jockeys) . However, the race was on. Rosie had overcome initial nerves and stress after a few minutes of cajoling and handling. But suddenly she was overcome by the entire event & was shortly joined by a former battery hen cum family pet. Seeing this huddle the black hen stopped with these two and the three racers were as thick as thieves, still as statues, just 10 inches from the starting tape. Meanwhile, an uncontested local hen strutted directly to the finishing line in what can only be described as a walk over. It was the bantam with attitude. 
Rule number 2 'no dogs allowed'. There were two very dejected dogs having to wait patiently outside the competition looking suitably shifty whilst their owner had to stand on top of the stone wall to watch proceeding from a distance.
It's surprising how resourceful white van owners can be. Many people took the opportunity to rent a hen for the event from a white van man. The lessees lined up with identically boxes and it was like a pick and mix Heinz 57 of hens one after another. A group of teenagers had come down from Grimsby for the event & called their hireling ‘stig’. The photo on the right hand side shows an example of one of the hens for rent sat in her box.
A young farmer from a nearby village brought 2 hens caught roaming about the farm with signs of their feral fun life about their feathers. They were together in a large cage looking confused and nonplussed like they’d never been contained in their life; because they never had. Photo on the left hand side shows Popcorn and stable mate Flipper, named & owned by Charlie Marks of Tinkerley Farm in Kirkireton.
It was a truly eccentric experience & Rosie made £30 for a farming charity. Every little helps as they say. Rosie’s owner is 4 years old and slept all the way back from the event. All her hard work training with Rosie (cycling with stabilisers about the yard) has been memorable. We’ve taken great memories away with us and can proudly say we’ve got a world class hen. Well, maybe she is a tad on the chilled side and would be classified as a ’nr’ (none runner) in horse racing circles & would have acquired a duck egg (0) on her form today, but it’s the taking part that counts.
A day later we receive a call from the organisers at the Barley Mow pub with some good news. Rosie & her owner were awarded the 'Best Turned Out Hen & Handler' prize but we'd left before the prize giving. Officially the smartest pair hen racing in the world yesterday - quite a title for a four year old and her hen.
The official Hen Aid kit includes 'go faster' stuffing, swabs for swine flu checks & essential hen stuff.
Look out for the 2009 World Hen Racing Championships on Channel 5 because Patrick and Paddy were filming.
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